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Between Hell & A Hard Place DVD

BETWEEN HELL & A HARD PLACE was originally filmed as one of the sinister short film segments of the horror anthology, BENEATH THE OLD DARK HOUSE. As a special cinematic treat, we are doing an EXTREMELY LIMITED DVD release, as in ONLY 100 COPIES will be pressed... EVER!!! So don't miss out, because once these discs are gone they will NOT be reprinted. Get one now before they disappear!

SYNOPSIS: For years La Valle de las Sombras, "the Valley of the Shadows" has been a dumping ground for all manner of things better left unseen, unsaid and unforgiven. So when two contract killers - one with a crisis of conscience and the other with no conscience at all - start to see things in the darkness and in the shadows, things that cannot possibly be there, can they get out in time before they're both stuck between hell and a hard place?

PRICE: $13.00, includes $3.00 shipping and handling!

    BONUS FEATURES INCLUDE:
  • "Normal" Commentary (with writer/director Jaysen Buterin and actors Patrick G. Keenan and Michael Ray Williams;   
  • "Drinking Game Commentary" with the same lunatics as above;   
  • A bloody AND brilliant blooper reel;   
  • An interview with score composer Ron Wasserman;   
  • Theatrical, Teaser & Event Trailers;   
  • & much more assorted sordid goodies!!!

DON'T LET THE LIGHT IN (LIMITED EDITION POSTERS)

Designed by the award-winning Justin Reich, both these BLOODY BRILLIANT pieces of Mad Ones merchandise will be limited to 250 prints!! Don't miss out, because once these are gone they will NOT be reprinted. Get a set now before they disappear!

SYNOPSIS: Starring Rebecca Larken as “Sarah” and introducing Will Garrett Davis as “Jack,” Don’t Let the Light In is a heartfelt homage to a yesteryear of fear, when a babysitter and a boy were all that stood between monsters and madness, and where home is where the horror is. Because sometimes there really are things out there that go bump in the night. Sometimes there really is something scary under your bed. And sometimes, just sometimes, there really are monsters hiding in your room. But even monsters are afraid of something. So remember… don’t close your eyes, don’t open the door, and DON’T let the light in!

PRICE: $7.50, includes $2.50 shipping and handling!
(ALL posters ship in heavy-duty cardboard shipping tubes!)

BETWEEN HELL AND A HARD PLACE
(LIMITED EDITION POSTER)

Designed by Justin Reich, with photography by Tony Jones Photography, this BLOODY BRILLIANT piece of Mad Ones merchandise will be limited to 250 prints!! Each poster is hand-numbered on the back (by the director) and we still have a few copies that are signed by the film's stars (Patrick G. Keenan and Michael Ray Williams). Don't miss out, because once these are gone they will NOT be reprinted. Get one now before they disappear!

SYNOPSIS: For years La Valle de las Sombras, "the Valley of the Shadows" has been a dumping ground for all manner of things better left unseen, unsaid and unforgiven. So when two contract killers - one with a crisis of conscience and the other with no conscience at all - start to see things in the darkness and in the shadows, things that cannot possibly be there, can they get out in time before they're both stuck between hell and a hard place?

PRICE: $7.50, includes $2.50 shipping and handling!
(ALL posters ship in heavy-duty cardboard shipping tubes!)

THE Hot Pink Jesus TRILOGY DVD
(SILVER SCREEN SALVATION EDITION)

The scions of sindependent film are here to SAVE YOUR SOUL with their latest project, a four-year labour of love of bombastically biblical badass proportions finally gracing your screens for the very first time! Mad Ones Films presents a life and death love story of revenge, lust and faith with their explosive action-packed holy trinity of sinful cinematic sermons that shall forever be known to the world as "The Gospel According to Booze, Bullets & Hot Pink Jesus"! This award-winning epic short film trilogy is finally available on DVD for the FIRST TIME EVER, and as if that wasn't enough temptation for you, it's also presented in DIABLO VISION!!! With hours of various hilarious bonus features, now YOU TOO can own your very own copy of the Gospel and save your cinematic soul!

Get yours now for the soul-saving price of only $20.00 (includes shipping & handling - domestic orders only for international orders please email us for more info)!!!

    BONUS FEATURES INCLUDE:
  • THREE different Cast & Crew Commentaries;   
  • Blooper Reels for each act of the HPJ Trilogy;   
  • Deleted/Extended Scenes from ALL three acts;   
  • "The Nymphomercials" – Naughty 1-900 adverts for the Almighty;   
  • "The Wild Wooing of Sam Elliott" – the man, the myth, the mustache & the messiah;   
  • "A Dealer in a Den of Thieves" – HPJ spin-off short film from BeardOne Films;   
  • "Booze, Bullets & Hot Pink Jesus" – the original 48 Hour Film Project version;   
  • Theatrical, Teaser & Event Trailers;   
  • & much more assorted sordid goodies!!!

Kill Giggles Buttons

Want to kill clowns but don't want to get your hands or your clothes dirty, per se?!? Now YOU can support the makers of KILL GIGGLES by sporting this brand new stylish button everywhere you go. Perfect for jean jackets or any other keen fashion choice, make sure you get one, or six, before they're all gone!!!

PRICE: $1.50, includes $.50 shipping and handling!

Mad Ones Stickers

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HPJ Trilogy, Act I Poster

That's right saints and sinners and second-chance beginners, NOW is your chance to get this one-of-a-kind Mitch O'Connell limited edition HPJ:I poster! This 11"x17" piece of poster pop art propaganda was designed specifically for Act I of the HPJ Trilogy, and is available in all its divine digital glory!!

PRICE: $7.50, includes $2.50 shipping and handling!
(ALL posters ship in heavy-duty cardboard shipping tubes!)