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Welcome to The Mad Ones Films Asylum Gift Shoppe

Welcome to the brand new online Mad Ones Films "Asylum Gift Shoppe"!!!
For any questions or comments, please email Jaysen Buterin.

DON'T LET THE LIGHT IN (LIMITED EDITION POSTERS)
(THEATRICAL EDITION)Theatrical edition DON'T LET THE LIGHT IN poster - ORDER NOW!!!


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Limited edition DON'T LET THE LIGHT IN poster - ORDER NOW!!!
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Mad Ones Films filler You know you might be on the verge of creating magnificent movie magic when the posters for a new project are just as exciting as the film itself, and then to win the BEST THRILLER award at its world premiere on top of that, well that's EXACTLY what happened with the latest Mad Ones movie masterpiece, DON'T LET THE LIGHT IN!

As a token of our appreciation, the inmates running the filmmaking asylum have a special treat... TWO LIMITED EDITION POSTERS for this brand new terrifying tale of terror! Designed by the award-winning Justin Reich, both these BLOODY BRILLIANT pieces of Mad Ones merchandise will be limited to 250 prints!! Don't miss out, because once these are gone they will NOT be reprinted. Get a set now before they disappear!

SYNOPSIS: Starring Rebecca Larken as “Sarah” and introducing Will Garrett Davis as “Jack,” Don’t Let the Light In is a heartfelt homage to a yesteryear of fear, when a babysitter and a boy were all that stood between monsters and madness, and where home is where the horror is. Because sometimes there really are things out there that go bump in the night. Sometimes there really is something scary under your bed. And sometimes, just sometimes, there really are monsters hiding in your room. But even monsters are afraid of something. So remember… don’t close your eyes, don’t open the door, and DON’T let the light in!

Prices below include $2.50 shipping and handling!
(ALL posters ship in heavy-duty cardboard shipping tubes!)

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BETWEEN HELL AND A HARD PLACE (LIMITED EDITION POSTER)
Limited edition BETWEEN HELL AND A HARD PLACE poster - ORDER NOW!!!
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Mad Ones Films filler You know it's cinematic magic when a film wins the BEST SHORT FILM award at its world premiere, but that's EXACTLY what happened with the latest Mad Ones movie masterpiece, BETWEEN HELL AND A HARD PLACE!

As a token of our appreciation, the inmates running the filmmaking asylum have a special treat, a ONE-TIME ONLY LIMITED EDITION theatrical poster for the film. Designed by Justin Reich, with photography by Tony Jones Photography, this BLOODY BRILLIANT piece of Mad Ones merchandise will be limited to 250 prints!! Each poster is hand-numbered on the back (by the director) and we still have a few copies that are signed by the film's stars (Patrick G. Keenan and Michael Ray Williams). Don't miss out, because once these are gone they will NOT be reprinted. Get one now before they disappear!

SYNOPSIS: For years La Valle de las Sombras, "the Valley of the Shadows" has been a dumping ground for all manner of things better left unseen, unsaid and unforgiven. So when two contract killers - one with a crisis of conscience and the other with no conscience at all - start to see things in the darkness and in the shadows, things that cannot possibly be there, can they get out in time before they're both stuck between hell and a hard place?

Prices below include $2.50 shipping and handling!
(ALL posters ship in heavy-duty cardboard shipping tubes!)

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THE HPJ TRILOGY DVD (SILVER SCREEN SALVATION EDITION)
The Gospel According to Booze, Bullets & Hot Pink Jesus - NOW AVAILABLE FOR SALE ON DVD!!!
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The Gospel According to Booze, Bullets & Hot Pink Jesus - NOW AVAILABLE FOR SALE ON DVD!!!

The Gospel According to Booze, Bullets & Hot Pink Jesus - NOW AVAILABLE FOR SALE ON DVD!!!
Mad Ones Films filler The scions of sindependent film are here to SAVE YOUR SOUL with their latest project, a four-year labour of love of bombastically biblical badass proportions finally gracing your screens for the very first time! Mad Ones Films presents a life and death love story of revenge, lust and faith with their explosive action-packed holy trinity of sinful cinematic sermons that shall forever be known to the world as "The Gospel According to Booze, Bullets & Hot Pink Jesus"! This award-winning epic short film trilogy is finally available on DVD for the FIRST TIME EVER, and as if that wasn't enough temptation for you, it's also presented in DIABLO VISION!!! With hours of various hilarious bonus features, now YOU TOO can own your very own copy of the Gospel and save your cinematic soul!

Get yours now for the soul-saving price of only $20.00
(includes shipping & handling - domestic orders only
for international orders please email us for more info)!!!


    BONUS FEATURES INCLUDE:
  • 2 different Cast & Crew Commentaries
  • "Director & Deity" commentaries with writer/director, Jaysen Buterin and Hot Pink Jesus
  • Blooper Reels for each act of the HPJ Trilogy
  • Deleted/Extended Scenes from the entire Gospel
  • "The Nymphomercials" – Naughty 1-900 adverts for the Almighty
  • "The Wild Wooing of Sam Elliott" – the man, the myth, the mustache & the messiah
  • "A Dealer in a Den of Thieves" – HPJ spin-off short film from BeardOne Films
  • "Booze, Bullets & Hot Pink Jesus" – the original 48 Hour Film Project version
  • Theatrical, Teaser & Event Trailers
  • & much more assorted sordid goodies!!!




BRACELETS
HPJI: The Missionary Man Exclusive Premiere Poster
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Mad Ones Films filler It's a bad world baby, and in that world gone mad all you have to do is ask yourself one very simple question... What Would Hot Pink Jesus Do? It's no secret that it's important to accessorise... well it's downright imperative to accessorise almightily! Now YOU TOO can have your very own "WWHPJD?" bracelet so that the saviour of your bad behaviour is ALWAYS with you! These hot pink little hoops are fresh off the presses and already selling fast, get yours now for only $3!!!


ONLINE DEVIL'S DEAL!!!
For a limited time only you can get TWO, count 'em, TWO WWHPJD? bracelets AND A FREE sticker and all for only $6.66 (includes sinister shipping and hellish handling)! Get your choice of three different kinds of stickers, or click the "Surprise Me" option to take your adhesive almighty chances with a mad ones mix & match!
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T-SHIRTS
The HPJ Trilogy Officie T-Shirt
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Model: LeeLee
Mad Ones Films filler All dressed up but nowhere to go? Places to be and people to see but nothing to wear? All your clothes burn up in the rapture but you were left standing there in your birthday suit?!? Then have no fears true believers for all of the coolest cats and the sweetest of señoritas will be dressed to the nines in the Official HPJ Trilogy T-Shirt!!!

This 100% cotton t-shirt features the awe-inspiring (and sure-to-be conversation starting) artwork of the illustrious Mitch O'Connell! We have a variety of sizes available and will be placing another order with our printer soon!

SIZE TRULY DOES MATTER!!!
We are currently out of ALL male sizes except for Medium, which, although perhaps a bit form-fitting, does bring Jesus closer to your heart... AND shows off those big boy biceps you have that make the ladies (or other lads) swoon! We still have quite a few of the female shirts in different sizes, and let's be honest, who here is too manly to wear a girl's shirt anyway? Certainly not the madcap messiah! (If you're not sure about available sizes, please email us to find out!!!)

HPJ T-SHIRT OPTIONS


POSTERS
HPJI: The Missionary Man Exclusive Premiere Poster
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Mad Ones Films filler That's right sinners & saints, now's your chance to get this one-of-a-kind Mitch O'Connell limited edition HPJ:I poster! This 11"x17" piece of poster pop art propaganda was designed specifically for Act I of the HPJ Trilogy, and is available in all it's regular glory, or... for the very soul-saving nominal additional fee of $2.00, you can spring for the signed version (featuring the autographs of the cast/crew members)!

HPJ POSTER OPTIONS

(Item will be shipped in standard cardboard poster mailing tube)


STICKERS
Mad Ones Films logo sticker
MOF Logo, sticker #1

What Would Hot Pink Jesus Do? sticker
WWHPJD?, sticker #2

What Would Hot Pink Jesus Do? sticker
HPJ Trilogy, sticker #3

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Mad Ones Films filler All dressed up but nowhere to go? Places to be and people to see but nothing to wear? All your clothes burn up in the rapture but you were left standing there in your birthday suit?!? Then have no fears true believers for all of the coolest cats and the sweetest of señoritas will be dressed to the nines in the Official HPJ Trilogy T-Shirt!!!

This 100% cotton t-shirt features the awe-inspiring (and sure-to-be conversation starting) artwork of the illustrious Mitch O'Connell! We have a variety of sizes available and will be placing another order with our printer soon!

SINFUL STICKER OPTIONS


DVDs
The Devil's Tramping Ground on DVD
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Mad Ones Films filler For over 300 years The Devil's Tramping Ground has haunted inhabitants of North Carolina, a strange patch of naked ground in the middle of the woods, a forty-foot circle where nothing will ever grow; and anything or anyone that sets foot inside of it will never be the same. So when a struggling rock & roll band would do anything to become famously infamous, just how far would they be willing to go to get it?

Don't miss your chance to pick up this 45-minute rock & roll Faustian psychological thriller, as there are just a few left from the original pressing! After that, it may very well go into the Mad Ones vault, so save your soul and let loose $5 from the mortal coil of your pursestrings!

DTG DVD OPTIONS


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